We didn’t have the luxury of so many options back then. Gurmeet Bhai: Listen, there are useless people, then there are the good for nothings, and then there were our bored Indian public. RL Journalist: If this movie was so bad, why did it win so many awards? Garnish it with crappy songs of Udit Narayan and Kumar Sanu, and bingo! Your crappy cake of ‘Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’ is ready for release. Now mix this mixture with the dough previously mentioned and bake them to the temperature of overrated romance. Toss a teaspoon of Anupam Kher and a pinch of Archana Puran Singh in it too. Now pour some Parzan Dastur along with 2 drops of Johnny Lever. Add 2 tablespoons of super secular Farida Jala and Himani Shivpuri. Mix them well with a jug of Karan Johar sweet sugary syrup and set the dough aside. of confused, over the top tomboy, Kajol, don’t forget to add 500 g. of cheesy Shah Rukh Khan, into it mix 500 g. Gurmeet Bhai: Listen, take a large tray, okay? RL Journalist: Yes, because I don’t understand why Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is overrated. Gurmeet Bhai: Do you have any doubts about that? RL Journalist: Okay, I’m getting it…….You think it’s overrated, right? ? Also, in which movie does a girl leave a nice guy for an overrated retard, who never cared for her feelings ever before, and came back, just because his wife is dead and now he wants someone else to be corny with? Also, where do you get to hear corny dialogues at the drop of a hat, like, ‘Love is friendship’, ‘We live once, die once, and even love once’ etc. RL Journalist: It started with this movie? Gurmeet Bhai: Yes, In this movie you fool! Where else do we have a summer camp, where anyone and everyone can freely enter and leave as per their mood? What movie do you think started the nonsense of tying friendship bands on Friendship Day in India? RL Journalist: In this movie, are you freaking serious? Gurmeet Bhai: In which movie do you see a wedding being delayed, just because a little girl wished so in her Namaz? Gurmeet Bhai: Tell me one thing, in which universe does a girl leave Oxford University, for a sorry excuse of a college in India, where studies are as relevant as common sense is in JNU? They would’ve even won the case hands down. Gurmeet Bhai: You see my son, if common sense and logic were real people, they could and they would’ve filed a legal case against the Dharma Productions, especially Karan Johar, for not only assaulting them, but also humiliating their very existence to the core. RL Journalist: Yes, we’re going hammer and tongs on #MeToo cases. Gurmeet Bhai: Tell me one thing, Rightlog.in is covering #MeToo cases, right? Rest is fine, and way better than Kuch Kuch Hota Hai! Gurmeet Bhai: Only the final scene where Jack dies. RL Journalist: But I heard you hate that movie………………. Gurmeet Bhai: Romantic, my foot! I swear on Allah, Wahe Guru and Maa Durga, I’ve seen romantic movies way better than this overrated trash. It is one of the best romantic movies of Bollywood. RL Journalist: Gurmeet Bhai, come on, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is not that bad. Gurmeet Bhai: Don’t interrupt, okay? How can we celebrate the 20 year anniversary of a film that has humiliated the entire existence of Bollywood and molested common sense and logic together for the very same time period? Gurmeet Bhai : Problem? Problem is that it is Bollywood, what else is the problem? Problem is that I don’t want any problem, but if I don’t have any problem, then it becomes Bollywood’s biggest problem. Gurmeet Bhai : Celebrate what? They are going to celebrate the 20 year anniversary of that film’s release? The entire star cast has come together to celebrate this auspicious occasion. RL Journalist: Dharma Productions has announced a grand celebration to mark the 20 year anniversary of its release. Gurmeet Bhai: Yeah so? Should I dance? Or recommend Karan Johar for Bharat Ratna? Every movie is bound to complete a 20 year anniversary of its release on some unfortunate day, what else is new in this?
RL Journalist: Nice, do you know that Kuch Kuch Hota Hai has completed the 20 year anniversary of its release? Never expected they could come up with movies as good as Andhadhun and Stree. Good to see that Bollywood is improving now. The movie won many awards at the award functions.RL Journalist: Thanks for that. Kumar Sanu, Alka Yagnik, Kavita KrishnamurthyĪlka Yagnik, Manpreet Akhtar, Udit Narayan
Udit Narayan, Alka Yagnik, Kavita Krishnamurthy The music of the movie became very popular and was the most sold music album of 1998. Neelam Kothari as Herself in a special appearance.The movie has music done by Jatin Lalit while lyrics are written by Sameer. The movie has Shahrukh Khan, Kajol, Rani Mukherji in the main roles while Salman Khan makes a friendly appearance. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai ( translation: Something Happens) is a 1998 Bollywood movie directed by Karan Johar.
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